1. me: has something important to do on the internet
    2. me: *opens tumblr*
    3. me: *opens facebook*
    4. me: *opens twitter*
    5. me: *opens pinterest*
    6. me: *opens youtube*
    7. me: *opens 9gag*
    8. me: what was I doing again?
     


    1. tumblr: You are someone's "special somebody"
    2. me: cool story bro
     

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